Here’s a list of all the shit I want to say out loud but I keep bottled in because I’m just pregnant and hormonal and don’t nobody wanna hear me complaining and bitchin:
- I’m always hot. No, I don’t need a fan because it will get cold fast, but don’t turn it off because I need the circulation to breathe.
- Your food stinks really fuckin bad. All of it. But I’m going to watch you enjoy yourself with my favorite food.
- I’m pregnant... not handicap, disable, or mentally impaired. Please stop treating me like a…